Не могу не поделиться... или "богатые тоже плачут"

Playground safety has come long way since you were a child. The towering metal slides of yesteryear are being replaced with plastic and conform to specific safety standards. The height and slope are nothing like they used to be. In fact, California laws says that all new and replacement playground equipment must meet the safety standards of the American Society for Testing and Materials (ASTM) and related standards of the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC). California law also mandates that all public playgrounds be inspected by a certified playground inspector. H&S Code § 115725 et seq.

А чо стеснительно не цитировали себя? Я помогу:

Вы как раз выступали в кудахтающем и немужском духе о подстерегающих опасностях, что я и отметил. Вода, оружие, автомобили… Теоретик безопасности, ыдреныть.