Dog For Sale: free to good home.
Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit’
It’s a dog?! =0 I thought it’s a cow! I understand now where his name comes from 
Хорошая собачка! “Баскервиль” отдыхает!